Tag: Wendi Rank

A few months ago, I wrote about my parents’ friendship with the man I now call my future stepdad. Neither he nor my actual dad…

I’m not a dog person. We should just get that out of the way right now.

We’ve been together in this column, you…

I’m in love.

It’s a terrible kind of love, the kind you know will be lost – like watching Jack and Rose in Titanic…

I still feel dirty.

I cleaned the bathrooms yesterday. Stem to stern. Head to toe. Every nook and cranny. Pick your idiom, because I did…

I once had a boyfriend who borrowed $400. He broke up with me before it occurred to him I had more paychecks coming.

Months later…

I am writing to you from vacation.

Not our normal vacation, the kind I call “Rank Working Vacations.”

Rank Working Vacations are not for those…

I attended an event this weekend. I slept in a tent, pitched in a field alongside scores of other campers.

I knew going into this…

The dreaded camping trip has arrived.

This may be hard to believe, but I have a problem bigger than the paucity of plumbing.

I don…

When I was thirteen, my mom gave me a book about adolescence and puberty.

For Christmas.

In front of my dad.

And my grandmother.

And…

In a week’s time, I will attend the company picnic for this very publication. I work remotely, which means some of my co-workers…

The guest opinion piece in The New York Times warned of new pandemics long after COVID-19 has flittered off into the nether.

I cringed…

My camping experience is limited and questionable. Is it really camping when you’re in a roofed cabin at Girl Scout camp? Or in a…

My visitor is neither houseguest nor fish, but he definitely meets that three-day criterion for repugnancy.

He’s a skink.

I did not know…

If I’ve made the mistake I think I’ve made, I’m in deep trouble.

My mistake was not in telling the tale of…

Everybody should have a movie buddy, that person – people if you’re lucky – who accompany you to any movie, any time. My movie buddies and…

I’d just like to register a concern about Mother’s Day.

Breakfast in bed.

Mother’s Day and breakfast in bed are shipped more…

I’m fully vaccinated, which for me means one thing.

I can’t avoid socializing.

As an introvert, the thought of hitting parties, joining the…

Tyrannosaurus rex teenagers were calamitous. Their presence altered any ecosystem unfortunate enough to host them. It’s possible they had a role in whatever freaky…